pizza

[Verse]

Candlelight flickering on a cardboard box

You’re checking your watch, you’re checking the clocks

The sauce is staining the white linen sheets

Like the bitter memories of the city streets

I slaved in the kitchen, I kneaded the dough

But you found a new place you wanted to go

[Chorus]

Pizza, pasta, keep it all away

You broke every promise you made that day

If you don't want my love, then take every crumb

Take the pizza, pasta, put it in Matt's bum

[Verse 2]

I see you with him at the bistro downtown

Wearing my heart like a hand-me-down gown

He’s got the car, and he’s got the keys

But I’ve got the power to bring you to your knees

With a mountain of gluten and a side of regret

A dinner that you’re never gonna forget

[Bridge]

Was it the cheese? Was it the wine?

Or just the fact that you were never truly mine?

Now the delivery’s late and the crust is so cold

Like the lies that you bought and the lies that you sold

[Chorus]

Pizza, pasta, keep it all away

You broke every promise you made that day

If you don't want my love, then take every crumb

Take the pizza, pasta, put it in Matt's bum

[Outro]

Yeah, just put it there

See if I care

Bon appétit, Matt

Pizza, pasta... put it in Matt's bum.